Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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