I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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