CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
