they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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