North Korea, Best Korea!
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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