Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I understand Curling. That high.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
wow bdsm is so cute
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