Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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