end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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