lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Drake has all the answers
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
