Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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