i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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