Already got asked if we're dating
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
