what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Randomize
