New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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