She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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