my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
