Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
We need to rekindle our bromance
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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