i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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