I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The uberlube is also flammable
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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