Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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