yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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