Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Enjoy the penises
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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