He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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