I wannas sexs uuuuu
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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