Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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