Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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