so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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