I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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