This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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