Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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