when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
