ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
