Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I am spending my child support on dildos
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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