in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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