I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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