We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Randomize
