These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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