a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Swine flu is the new snow day.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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