You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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