I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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