lets start a swedish sibling band together
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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