so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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