just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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