wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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