I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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