Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Randomize
