He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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