been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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