I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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