return my video game
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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