Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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