At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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