i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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