how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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